.@MovemberHalifax DAMN! Bet they don’t have my pert, man-titty nipples: http://t.co/3BD1LD8k Sorry I couldn’t make it! @themikestand
Don’t worry, when I get over 500 followers I won’t forget the little people… What? Really? Fuck you guys!
RT @FirstWorldLife: The new iphone looks the same as my old one so no one will be able to tell that I upgraded. #FirstWorldProblems
I love the work E. Byline does for the Herald: http://t.co/7FErbPhZ
This “I am Canadian” guy on CBCs As It Happens is terrible, just terrible. Bring back Bud.
Might be time to hitch my ostrich up outside the Goggle…
Son had a “yellow” day at school today (primary). When prodded he said it was for saying the “f-word”: “F, A (oh thank God!), R, T.”
RT @DeathStarPR: You have to admire anybody who can wear a cape to work and still command the respect of their employees.