November 27, 2011

Well that’s better: http://t.co/lFoWX0C2 (via http://t.co/DQZOSZKY)

November 26, 2011

.@MovemberHalifax DAMN! Bet they don’t have my pert, man-titty nipples: http://t.co/3BD1LD8k Sorry I couldn’t make it! @themikestand

November 25, 2011

Don’t worry, when I get over 500 followers I won’t forget the little people… What? Really? Fuck you guys!

November 24, 2011

RT @FirstWorldLife: The new iphone looks the same as my old one so no one will be able to tell that I upgraded. #FirstWorldProblems

November 20, 2011

I love the work E. Byline does for the Herald: http://t.co/7FErbPhZ

November 19, 2011

This “I am Canadian” guy on CBCs As It Happens is terrible, just terrible. Bring back Bud.

November 16, 2011

Might be time to hitch my ostrich up outside the Goggle…

November 16, 2011

Son had a “yellow” day at school today (primary). When prodded he said it was for saying the “f-word”: “F, A (oh thank God!), R, T.”

May 22, 2011

RT @DeathStarPR: You have to admire anybody who can wear a cape to work and still command the respect of their employees.

May 21, 2011

OK, apparently “Glee” trumps “Greatest Tank Battles” in my house — I wonder what Erwin Rommel would think of this…