November 2011
8 posts
Well that’s better: http://t.co/lFoWX0C2 (via http://t.co/DQZOSZKY)
.@MovemberHalifax DAMN! Bet they don’t have my pert, man-titty nipples: http://t.co/3BD1LD8k Sorry I couldn’t make it! @themikestand
Don’t worry, when I get over 500 followers I won’t forget the little people… What? Really? Fuck you guys!
RT @FirstWorldLife: The new iphone looks the same as my old one so no one will be able to tell that I upgraded. #FirstWorldProblems
I love the work E. Byline does for the Herald: http://t.co/7FErbPhZ
This “I am Canadian” guy on CBCs As It Happens is terrible, just terrible. Bring back Bud.
Might be time to hitch my ostrich up outside the Goggle…
Son had a “yellow” day at school today (primary). When prodded he said it was for saying the “f-word”: “F, A (oh thank God!), R, T.”
May 2011
10 posts
RT @DeathStarPR: You have to admire anybody who can wear a cape to work and still command the respect of their employees.
OK, apparently “Glee” trumps “Greatest Tank Battles” in my house — I wonder what Erwin Rommel would think of this…
Constitutional Amend-Mint #BenAndJerrys
RT @kempthead: How #CBRM police screwed an innocent bystander http://bit.ly/jw6qS8 .@DonnieCalabrese #NS
Is there a culture where someone with an inch long, pure white nose hair would be considered the “chosen one”? Just curious…
Disney’s Fast Play: never, ever, has a “feature” been more hated, or more inappropriately named…
.@DanColangelo SNAP! Was that a Rosé you were drinking?
If the stars align & I get 6mo old asleep in the next 30 min - 4yo will go in an hour and I can play TF2 for the evening! Yeah - fat chance.
The 4 Year Old Virgin #OneLetterOffMovies #ImGoingToHellArentI
FYI - for those that know what it is - I’m really proud of the masking of Chuck Norris on my background: http://twitter.com/Hooberbloob